Q: How many frat (fat will do) guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit.
A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
A: Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins.
(Commentary from an American on the last two : - "Frat" is short for
"fraternity." In college, many undergraduate males join a fraternity; girls
join sororities. There are many reasons for this, the most common being the
"better" social life associated with the Greek system in general. (The Greek
system encompasses both fraternities and sororities.) "Frat guys" are
stereotypically viewed as being stupid, sexist, party animals. "Sorority
chicks" are seen as materialistic and promiscuous dim-wits. There are a lot of
other sterotypes for both. I hope that this clears up any confusion.)