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Why did the chicken cross the road - Iraqi humor
What the doctor says and means
Christmas Ideas to Torture Your Roommate
Canadian Sea King helicopter song
Humor: add your jokes to this thread ...
Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch
Great and mysterious rules of life
Computing Fun
Information fun
Test if you are ready to have kids
The Moon Landings were FAKED!!
Conclusive proof of global warming
Australian jokes
What do you call 15 Australians?
Australia moves after boozy night
Airline humor from Qantas Australia
Australians at work! Funny pictures
Politics jokes
New Zealand goes to war - funny
New Zealand and Australian jokes
Sport Jokes
Alinghi enter the Rugby World Cup!
Shockwave Fun
Now I don't know if this is humor or not ..
but it didn't seem to fit anywhere else, so here goes..
The Abuse Page.
The potential for this
page are numerous. You can increase your abusive repertoire, or
email this link to someone you dislike.
Bash the penguin
Kitten cannon
Viking Kittens
Cricket carnage!
Make your own British Lions Haka
Military laser simulator
One Slime Volleyball game
Fill the Blobs
How to wash a kitty
How to make an Easter Bunny
Help the Black Knight
Kill The Zombies! and Zombies 2
Beta preview of FBI Identikit
Ice Slide - make the seal slide
Star Blast - destroy the stars
Free the Smilies
Ant Attack - kill the ants before they get your cake
Shoplifter - steal the goods
Hit the red ball,
Set your guns to kill the bugs - very good!
Driller - dig your way to victory
Play Cricket!
Spider web
Time traveler
Bloxorz - move the block
Move the cubes game
Great little mini golf game
Distraction - how long can you play?
Bow fighter - defend your castle with arrows
Small man tries to catch your cursor
BlockBuster a great game
Ufo's Attack!
Beat the Maze game - can you do it?
Curveball Game - Pong with style
Latest Funny Images
Pictures posted of persons nice house
Old cowboy sayings that take on new meanings
Amazing college prank - We Suck
Conclusive proof of global warming
How to brag about doing an Ironman
What happened to the kid from Mad Magazine?
Wikipedia have april fools jokes
Here is a photo of me and my computer
English as a second language swim sign
Quit complaining about your job!
General jokes
Some bad news, some good news, and some really good news!
Some bad news, some good news, and some Guantanamo Bay prisoners to be shipped out on Discovery space shuttle
Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays
People jokes
How to brag about doing an Ironman
Bushisms - Quotations from George W Bush
Religion jokes
An Easter joke - what nationality was Jesus
Recent Odd and funny Posts
David Thornes funny emailsRemember the man who tried to pay his bill by drawing a spider? Well he\'s back with a vengeance, and confounding everyone he contacts :) Very very funny.
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From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 30 September 2009 6.04pm
To: Peter Williams
Subject:...
Cat and dog diaries - what your pets really think
A dog\'s diary:
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7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorit...
How do you get into heaven - funny
Great little anecdote by a person working in a Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.
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How to get to Heaven in Scotland - a school teacher\'s report
I was testing my Sunday school children to se...
British stupidity - funny
Funny mistakes from British game shows and radio programs.
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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for \'cherrypickers\' and \'cheesemongers\'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman:No. They\'re regiments in the British Army...
XKCD - amazing movie narrative timelines
XKCD is a wonderful online comic which is creative, entertaining, and challenging. In this case he has made a timeline of the characters in selected movies and how they interact. I never knew such a system existed before. I feel inspired to make one....
Friendship is no barrier to sickness as Piglet gets the push because of swine flu.
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\"It\'s a little Anxious,\" he said to himself, \"to be a Very Small Animal Entirely Surrounded by Water. Christopher Robin and Pooh could escape by Climbin...
Flowcharts are so useful, you can use them to make many types of important decisions. This flowchart helps you decide what religion you want to follow. Funny.
From: http://www.holytaco.com/flowchart-determine-what-religion-you-should-follow
Forget the story of Darth Vader, the heroic actions of a couple of robots, or the the power of light over darkness. Star Wars is all about how one man bumbles through the universe making galactic type mistakes that are only healed after he dies. The....
How comedians deal with hecklers - usually not very well
Surprisingly enough, for an occupation concerned with humor, comedians don\'t take being heckled very well. Here are some of the more inventive and famous replies to hecklers. There does seem to be an underlying insecurity in comedians when...
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You\'re a male, you hate shopping, particularly clothes shopping with your partner. Here are some handy ways you can get out of the tedium of shopping.
Take a phrase in English, then translate it into Japanese, then translate the translation back into English, then translate the translation of the translation back in Japanese and ... you get the idea.
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What do you get?
Some fun phrases ....
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The secret life of animals - funny video
Funny video of talking animals and their experiences. Well worth watching
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Walk On The Wild Side is a brand new comedy series that seeks to provide a long overdue forum for the views and opinions of the animal kingdom.
It\'s a world of hip ho...
Funny things said in court
An oldie but goodie, funny things said in court...
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. ...
How many church people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Presbyterians: The Session will determine the exact number, and through the Reformed sacrament of light bulb changing, God will seal us in our light bulb changing service, renew our identity as the light bulb people of God, and will mark us for...
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The Stig - Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic.
Top Gear, the greatest car show on earth, always introduces their mysterious but tame driver with a \"Some say\" intro line.
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Some say that when he saw Star Wars, he thought it was a documentary.
Some say his pubes are fibre optic...and his pee ...
Cyclist intelligence test
Here\'s a test to see if you can think clearly on your day away from battling the elements.
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Scroll down a line at a time so you don\'t reveal the answers before you have had a chance to figure them out.
:guyTEST FOR INTELLIGENT CYCLISTS [...
The wacko religion gets a makeover in this funny PDF that is really well done!
Download here
Its a 4 meg file though.
(let me know if the link fails)
Heres a bunch of religious jokes, enjoy :)
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A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the same Canadian University and they would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to tal...
Who saved his friend from the dog?
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the Boy\'s\' legs.
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Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the do...
37 Things You may not Know
37 Things You may not Know - an interesting, but I think inaccurate list of things that just might be true.
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10 is wrong, 14 is debatable, 27 is just wrong.
1. CocaCola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed...
Want a different holiday? Go on a Somali pirate cruise
For the gun nut who has done everything, join a cruise to sunny Somalia and see how many pirates you can take out.
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The Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania).
The trip includes a mas...
Funny things said in court
According to someone else, these are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these...
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Jewish girl rings parents and says she's going out with an italian chaos ensues
A Jewish girl away from home at college prank calls her parents and tells them she started dating an Italian guy. The father threatens to kill the guy and the mothers comments are priceless.
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She does it as a joke, but boy, listen to the conversat...
the Diesel Fitter joke
Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John\'s, Newfoundland and were both laid off.
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So off they went to the unemployment office together.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, \"Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton pantie...
Is this the reason their son is so messed up? It could be a genetic condition - you inherit insanity from your parents.
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Quoted from the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon strips by http://www.elise.com
Q. Why does the sun set?
A. It\'s because hot air...
OK this joke is terrible but still...
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On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their
three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the
window onto the pasture, she saw that the family\'s onl...
Men Strike back #2!!
Subject: RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
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Men are from Mars or another weird planet/place:
We always hear \"the rules\" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered \"...
Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays
I thought these were great :)
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Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free...
Darth calling on line one
Heres the Youtube version :)
Man thats funny!
http://www.youtube.com/v/bAJe4XWWx1Q&hl=en&fs=1&
How Moses got the 10 Commandments
A joke to offend everyone, so a warning for the stereotypes
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God went to the Arabs and said, \"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.\"
The Arabs asked, \"What are Commandments?\"
The Lord said, \"They are rules for li...
Are you a cowboy?
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
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She turned to the cowboy and asked, \"Are you a real cowboy?\"
He replied, \"Well, I\'ve spent my whole life, breaking col...
Guy phones in late for work while driving sees car accident - funny
A pizza store manager is late for work and calls his boss to let him know. While leaving a voice mail message, he witnesses an accident. His account of what is happening is about as funny as it gets :)
http://www.sonnyradio.com/carwreck.html
The difference between 1977 and 2007
1977-2007
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1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair
1977: KEG
2007: EKG
1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux
1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Ta...